Kids Say the Darndest Things

M was on a roll today...

This morning he crawled into the laundry basket and then said,

"I'm baby Jesus."

"You're baby Jesus?"

"Yeah! But not the baby Jesus that has to die. Just the Jesus that helps people."

Then as I was driving him to school...

"Mom, did you know we are beans?!?"

"Beans?"

"Yeah! Listen, human beans!"