Kids Say the Darndest Things

M. was on a roll today!

Writing a thank you note to the babysitter for the baseball glove she bought. 

M said, "I love you so much!" and then burped. He asked me if I wrote that and I replied that I can't. Immediately he grabbed my hand and said, "Yes you can! It's easy, B-R-P!"

In the car heading out of town:
M. suddenly started saying,
"Daddy, know what? I just can't stop thinking about you!"
Micah asked why that is and M. informed him, "Cause I just love you so much!"

At dinner:

"Mommy, I don't think you are ever going to die."

"Why's that sweety?"

"Because I love you so much!"

Coming home:
"Can we get icecream?"
"Probably not tonight."
"But that was my special idea. So much for special. Can I have a cookie instead?"
"No."
"Well, you are just breaking my heart!"
"How so?"
"Because it is made of glass and you're just breaking it to pieces!"